I’m not myself when you’re around
I’m not myself when you go quiet
I’m not myself all alone at night
I’m not myself standing in a crowd
I’m not myself and I don’t know how
I’m not myself, myself right now
Don’t know what I believe

The One With The Stripper

  • [Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr. Green, and everyone is looking at the menu.]
  • Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
  • Phoebe: Oh, I-I don’t eat meat.
  • Dr. Green: It’s chicken.
  • Phoebe: Yeah, I don’t eat that either.
  • Dr. Green: I’ll never understand you lesbians.